A grandmother shared her concerns publicly today at a local Starbucks. Witnesses say the emotionally fragile grandmother declared her displeasure for the way he’s being raised, “This boy lives in a damn bubble, if people don’t start having a little fun we’re going to turn into robots. My grandkid can’t even go outside without his shitty parents all up in my flow.” She had a silver canister by her side which we momentarily thought was a pipe bomb but turned out to be Dangerdorf, a local San Diego herbal liqueur. Sources say she was pouring that heavy in her double shot Americana. “This has got to stop or we’re going to be surrounded by sissies! Bring back dodgeball” was screamed as she slammed back her scorching hot beverage, kicked open the exit door and sprinted down the sidewalk at what looked to be about a 5.2 40.
Mashed potatoes are a Thanksgiving delight. They’re something many of us struggle with and one of the more critiqued dishes served during the beloved holiday. Thanks to Ina Garten’s new cookbook we finally found a recipe that provides the single ingredient we’ve been missing.
Dangerdorf.
That’s it. We just do mashed potatoes however, and we drink Dangerdorf the entire time. I mean, it's fucking potatoes. If you don't like it, that's on you. By the time the potatoes are ready to serve, I drank so much Dangerdorf, I don't give a shit if people like them.
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